My husband asked me if I wanted to go to a couples golf scramble tonight. Sure. I haven't hit a golf ball in 20 yrs. I don't even own clubs or golf shoes. Hell, I don't have anything appropriate to wear. Who are we going with and where at? Ruby and Hugh (our next door neighbors) at the country club they belong to. WTF!! Ok, so I am going to look like the golf reject. No shoes, no clubs and what in the world do they wear at the country club (as I roll my eyes)? They are going to boot my ass off the course. There's a reason they have memberships and rules about who can join a country club - it's to keep people like me from disgracing it.
This out to be a lot of fun --at my expense I'm certain!!